suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via sarahslynn)

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• 3 years ago

princessroot:

I have found my calling and it is to create niche memes about The Princess Bride (1987, dir. Rob Reiner)

(via kosciuszkostreet)

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• 3 years ago

(via a-near-cis)

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• 4 years ago

kidkendoll:

tiktokarchive:

“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”

I love this duo

(via kosciuszkostreet)

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• 4 years ago

pileofknives:

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

(via clearingoutthelikesyo)

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• 4 years ago

calicokitty402:

smorses54:

gigglygamer:

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

I’m fucking jon.

At least you’re not rat.

(via cryptidjeepers)

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• 4 years ago

spartanlocke:

(via jlyarts)

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• 4 years ago

vaelkyrie:

just saw the words “did rasputin do something problematic, i thought he was just russias greatest love machine” and that is just an incredible, incredible sentence. i want you to imagine explaining that to an early 20th century russian citizen. just fantastic.

(via thestartrekunicorndog)

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• 4 years ago

the-quierdest:

brandyandpipetobacco:

my-dankest-stolen-memes:

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

No no you’re missing the best part

(via jlyarts)

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• 4 years ago

newtonpermetersquare:

Fellow biologists

(via charlesoberonn)

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• 4 years ago